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+# Laptop, thaw my carrots!
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+> Is there a node package I can run to warmup my laptop? I’m thawing some carrots and it’s taking too long
+
+![My carrots not thawing](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DpLa89YUYAAuprf.jpg)
+
+Problem, solved!
+
+Run `thaw-carrots` with a temperature and this script will warm your CPU to just the right temperature and keep it there.
+
+Frozen carrots? `thaw-carrots`
+
+AC too strong? `thaw-carrots`
+
+Cold hands? `thaw-carrots`
+
+## Usage
+
+Use npm or yarn to install globally
+
+```
+$ npm install -g thaw-carrots
+```
+
+Open a terminal and warm yourself up
+
+```
+$ thaw-carrots -t 90
+```
+
+You get a nice printout showing current temperature.
+
+Enjoy. Never go cold again!