Laptop, thaw my carrots!

Is there a node package I can run to warmup my laptop? I’m thawing some carrots and it’s taking too long

Problem, solved!

Run thaw-carrots with a temperature and this script will warm your CPU to just the right temperature and keep it there.

Frozen carrots? thaw-carrots

AC too strong? thaw-carrots

Cold hands? thaw-carrots

Usage

Use npm or yarn to install globally

$ npm install -g thaw-carrots

Open a terminal and warm yourself up

$ thaw-carrots -t 90

You get a nice printout showing current temperature.

Enjoy. Never go cold again!